Thursday, February 16, 2006

Coming Clean

Well, it seems we have a few viewers who would like to speak their mind, yet are really afraid to. I have done a lot of counseling over the years and find that if someone is afraid to publicly speak their mind they usually have major fear of man (hereafter referred to as FOM.) There are many cures for this. One is having to standing in your bathing suit in front of others and recent poetry, (if you need a suit see previous blog0 one is to ask a large group to call out all the things about you they don't like, another successful cure is to go to church without grooming. All of these will help to break your pride which is fueling the FOM. After trying one or all of these I bet you will be able to comment w/o anonymity, you will be able to stand up and state who you are!! You will be free from this horrible bondage that has held you. J & J I hope you get help.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Judging - the act of making a conclusion about a person(s) without all the information thus making them look bad to others. Cure: 1. sending boxes and boxes of chocolate and cookies to the ones you've judged. 2. visiting those you've judged and cleaning their home top to bottom. 3. running through downtown nyc in your newly found bathing suit shouting "I'm a judger, I'm a judger!" 4. Wear a sign that says, "I'm judging everything you are doing and saying right now and putting you in teh worst light possible and will write about you on my blog".

Sincerely, skvenlfishen

Anonymous said...

I second this posting. Furthermore, I think that J & J deserve some kind of recompense for being mentioned in such a negative way. Actually, the satements you made against them could be considered libel and you could be sued. Hopefully J & J are forgiving and generous and overlook the slanderous comments.

concerned reader

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